It was like a cartoon

It actually has been a while since I've gone out of my way to piss somebody off. In fact, I really didn't have to go out of my way. It was just another afternoon at Flag brew when in walked the mouth. Every time this guy came in you would hear him talking no matter where you were seated at the bar. He would always go on about how every one thought they were so tough, that is until he pulled out his Smith & Wesson. Well on this fine Friday afternoon it was the same old song and dance. Now tis guy may only be an inch or two taller than me, but he has an easy 75-100 pounds on me. In the midst of his daily diatribe I had the over whelming urge to butt in. I looked down the bar and said "people should call you Flo, because you're fat, loud, and obnoxious". It really was like a cartoon, the face went red, smoke was shooting out of the ears, and if you listened real close you could hear the whistles going off in his head. He said to the bartender "I should take him outside and kick his ass". Hey, if you want me to smile for the camera just ask me to say cheese. You don't have to try saying funny things.

I finished my beer and went out and waited for my cab. I guess he forgot his Smith & Wesson that day.