Self Cleaning Oven My Ass

Modern technology has brought us many great ideas. I am not sure what they are, but I am sure that they are out there. The computer is pretty wild, until it is under your hood. HD TV, yet the words don't match the mouth. I'm just happy to have a dvd player and a Drive By Truckers dvd.

One thing that came out 25 -30 years ago was the self cleaning oven. Talk about "no such thing as no such thing". I have called the Maytag Man, the Amana Armada, the General Electric electricians, and the Easy Bake boys. Its a no win situation. I went to cook some fish today, and when I went to preheat my oven this is what I found.

I thought all of this was to have been discarded!
Boy was I wrong!
But not as wrong as an Obama backer