Three cheers for the red, white, and blue

Now don't go thinking I'm getting all patriotic on you. Just settling in for a round of Chimays. Now that the subject has been brought up, have you heard that black is the new white? In all seriousness, the era of change is here. Spare change that is. Tell me, how could so many people swallow this "I'm different...Fresh....An outsider....An ambassador of change"? This widget is a bi product of the same machine (welcome) that pushed out Bush, Cheney, Clinton, Edwards, and Dean. Nothing new will come from this egomaniac. That smug smile needs a sock to the jaw. Who was/is more naive? The Chocolate (white chocolate) Jesus that thinks he can make a change, or the roop scoops that voted for him believing in the same?

You may find this hard to believe, but I have a couple of ideas that will definitely bring about change. Both fall under the category of REVOLUTION. In the real sense of the word. Not by the means of another schooled and groomed, mind manicured automaton. System number one (yes I'm a man of the system) is the traditional violent uprising. (I have the feeling that this will need to be led by The Cheese) To the victor will go the spoils and no amount of whining by the losers will get them concessions...or tax free casinos. System #2 is more complicated and involves redrawing borders, and life long commitments by all North American individuals.

More on this after I tell you about Dory and the Aunt Jamima lady. And yes, I still have that broken glass.