This is only a test

Well this is my second weekend with out drinking, which would make it three weeks on Friday. (I don't usually drink during the week...depending on how pathetique my work day goes) Knowing my past I feel it is best to sit back once in a while and lay off, just to make sure that I can. There is also another reason. I am saving money so that I can place an order with liduidsolutions.biz. In imitation of the Trappist monks I will then drink in search of an out of body experience. Speaking of which, remind me to tell you the story about the gnome that was shaking the sidewalk. I wasn't the only one to see/notice this.

But back to "this is only a test" of the emergency broadcast system. For those of you old enough to remember television before cable, do you remember when in the midst of your favorite show the screen would go black and the local station would put up a "Please stand by" graphic. Of course someone would get up and stand next to the t.v. in hopes of their proximity to the television would satisfy the stations need for a stand by.

So my self help book. I see so many in a day that it makes we want to vomit. Mine would be one page, one paragraph. No need to check in to rehab or attend meetings. The answer is quite simple, and for only $15.95 I will email the solution to all you dependency problems.