Saturday, July 23, 2011

You may be sleeping on the floor or sleeping in a king sized bed

A great line from a great song, and yes it is true, I sleep on the floor. I used to have one of those inflatable beds ( well the story is...). I have recently realized that spiders love beer. On nights that I drink I wake up the following a.m. with spider bites. (HOLD ON, JERRY GARCIA JUST CAME ON...put on your red dress baby) Which reminds me of the Tom Waits Song "Cold Water" (the spider bites that is) (I have a lot of parenthetical thoughts don't I?) particularly the line "I sleep like a baby with the snakes and the bugs". Hold on, I need to go outside and recharge my solar sex panel. Yeah, Little Village was just on. Better top off the beer and grab some pretzels.

The long and short of it is I cant blame them. I always marinade my chicken in beer.

4 comments:

Mallary said...

Umm...I didn't really understand this post, BUT I did want to say Congrats on leaving the job. What are your plans now?

Mallary said...

Oh, and I also wanted to say thank you. Thanks for making work less awful everyday. I will really miss you.

barley wine paul said...

I think you just miss being called Madgidoddle. As for my plans St George. Other than that stay tuned.

barley wine paul said...

can stand under how not you?