A great line from a great song, and yes it is true, I sleep on the floor. I used to have one of those inflatable beds ( well the story is...). I have recently realized that spiders love beer. On nights that I drink I wake up the following a.m. with spider bites. (HOLD ON, JERRY GARCIA JUST CAME ON...put on your red dress baby) Which reminds me of the Tom Waits Song "Cold Water" (the spider bites that is) (I have a lot of parenthetical thoughts don't I?) particularly the line "I sleep like a baby with the snakes and the bugs". Hold on, I need to go outside and recharge my solar sex panel. Yeah, Little Village was just on. Better top off the beer and grab some pretzels.
The long and short of it is I cant blame them. I always marinade my chicken in beer.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Here's a real drag
Amy Winehouse just died. When will you guys get it straight? Only those older than me are supposed to die. 27, man its just sad how none of us learn by others mistakes. I don't know the cause of death yet but I have a sneaking suspicion. In her honor I promise not to go to rehab.
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