In answer to your question Pink; Its been a while but...

Its not that I haven't had anything to say. We all know that will never happen, but just as in the heroin days I might only mumble, I now get to the keyboard and my fingers just fumble. Now that reminds me of the time I went three days with having everything rhyme. Not sure why I did it or what prompted it but I did it and that's all there is to it. Oh, except for the fact that when I stopped the rhyming at finishing a sentence people would wait for a follow up rhyming line.

As for whats been going on. I am now half way thru my court sanctioned sobriety. All is well tho I am a little edgy, but then again I always have been. It may not have anything to do with the alcohol deprivation, but in stead being at an all time low point in my job (have you guys heard the new Dylan song "I Feel A Change Coming On?") Or the anticipation of what I have waiting for me in my closet. Or shall I say beer cellar. It is partially stock with some of the worlds greatest beers including a 1988 Samichlaus, a '79 and '88 Thomas Hardy's ale (along with eight or so 2008. Just a bit of info. This year the brewing of Thomas Hardy was discontinued). I have a fine collection of JW Lees Harvest ale with three '99's, two '00's, two '01's, two '02's, one each '05,6, and 7. And yes I am loaded up on Trappist and Belgian ales as well as some barley wines. If you click on the pic it will enlarge so you can see the specific labels if you so desire.

As for my JCS. Well the diagnosis is a double edged sword. It is not terminal, but also not curable or treatable. I find the latter to be quite alright. The symptoms are rather like Parkinsons with a smile. A bobbing and weaving of the head. Slightly raised arms with waving hands and spasmatic fingers. Facial expressions vary from a simple, almost moronic grin to a full on smile and wide eyed wonderment. It is most often accompanied by the sounds of Jerry Garcia. So if you know of anyone else that suffers from Joe Cocker Syndrome, don't pity them, pity the ones how don't have or don't understand the condition.

In closing a brief work related item. Sarah Palin just put out her book and will be staying in the tri cities for thanksgiving. Rumor has it that she will be at B&N for a book signing. Here is whats really going down. The Monday after thanksgiving she will be working in the receiving dept. with me. It is a "connecting with the low lifes" promotional gimmick. I just look forward to the end of the day when I can smack her on the ass and say "Top effort Sarah top effort".

I know there was more but JCS does come with minor memory complications.