I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

But it seems as tho they suffer from stage fright. Oddly enough whenever we go out drinking they have no problem ripping my clothes off in public. Strange people. So it has been a while since I spoke about my job. I have mentioned it in passing, but not specifically about what/who I deal with. Last nite I referred to WHATS IN A NAME, well here are the names of some of the people I work with. I guess I'll start with the women. I suppose it is best I do it in list form:

Mother Goose aka sharyn
Helen Keller " linda
Hank " cindi
Oscar " jean
8675309 " jena
Beltser Skelter " heather
Calamity Jane " ann
Jim Henson " mallory
Annie Oakley " leslie

The men are stranger:

Cool Whip aka alex
Raspberry Marmalade " cody
Buddy Holly " arron
Walkness Monster " chris
Silly Putty " tom
Bea Arthur " ryan
Bulldog " luke

Then there are two more. One is Jim, vegie Jim as some of you may know him. I'm not sure if he leaves comments here or if they go to my email. Well being of slim build Slim Jim is a given, so that won't do. So my thoughts are Slim Harpo (google it. a solid blues man/founding father) or GTA. You know, slim jim, break into a car and steal it.

As for me ...are you ready? Neither am I. Howdy Doody. I didn't ask for any reason but I figure it is either because I have no heart, or in the words of Chong "Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?" Or else it is due to my award winning smile (listening to the new Dylan album again. The song "I feel a change coming on" is now playing. I know he stays out of politics, but I can't help but laugh. You know, at the whole change bit. The only change that I have noticed is the loose coin in my pockets and oil prices going up again. When Bush was in high oil prices were said to be due to cronyism, tell me what it is now. I suppose it is a federal offense to say Kill The Fucker, but I find the feds to be offensive. So now the questioned is raised, if this were to be put on obamas teleprompter would he read it? Of course, as long as no reprter is blocking the screen) or childlike demeanor. Yeah, if my tongue got any further into my cheek I'd have to rent a room.

Have you bought the new Dylan album yet? You really should. Why? "cause its all good. You'll get it if you get it. Speaking of which, play it again Free.


How could I have forgotten Hannah Montana? AKA Melissa.