I had heard that Charles Manson had some sort of supernatural powers, but I just dismissed as some D.A., book selling, money making malarkey. It appears as tho I was wrong. First hand experience has shown me.
I have had my van for almost for years now and have never had it fail to start. 100 degree temperatures, sub zero, always fired right up. Yesterday morning as I was getting ready to go to work I loaded some items into my van that I was going to drop off at a Goodwill trailer near to work. I hop in, start it up and a few minutes later, for better or worse, I am at work. Lunch rolls around and I decide to take the items over to the trailer. It was just some clothes and a stack of books. Despite it only being a few hundred yards away I decided to drive. The van starts up but runs very slowly, and dies after fifteen seconds. O.K., hit the restart button. No go. Hours later, still no go. Next a.m. same thing. The only thing I could come up with is The Cheese put the whammy on me. I had about ten Charlie books that I was going to donate and I think the wizard felt a little disloyalty. Hence the lack of mobility.
In efforts to get back on the road I will be sending off a letter to Corcoran prison with an explanation, along with a request to lift the hex. It's either that or call a mechanic. Now lets be reasonable, a mechanic?
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