Yes me. This is my latest scheme. Seeing as tho I don't like the direction that this country is going in I thought "Why can't I be an illegal alien?". So here is the plan. Dylan is playing in Brussels next April. I checked out airfare, but it would be over $1000.00 round trip. Once there however I would cash in the return trip ticket and try to assimilate to the Belgian culture. (Yes, assimilate, not be an American Belgian.) After having done more research on being a Trappist monk I realize that due to schisms it would be an impossibility for me to live at a monastery. Plus, their days are regulated to the minute. I don't mind a little bit of structure, but man, poo at two?
Now, being illegal I'd have to get an under the table job. Of course it wouldn't be fair to the tax paying citizens, so to justify my existence in their country I would by beers for the legal citizens. I wouldn't cause wear and tear to the infrastructure, and promise to walk or hitch hike instead of drive an unlicensed, uninsured vehicle. Above all, I promise not to get pregnant and have the delivery paid for by others and the baby designated as legal. Wouldn't that be just the same as playing Red Rover with drug smugglers? If they make it thru the border they are free to profit off of the contraband.
Now that I think about it, couldn't I just whine that it was once my forefathers land, there by my land?
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