Speaking of strawberry patches

I am not sure if it is still there, but in 1987 there was a big strawberry field across the street from the Irvine Meadows Amphitheater parking lot. Dale and I discovered it one weekend while down to see the Dead. It was there first tour after Jerrys coma. The beginning of the end if you will. Not having tickets for the Saturday we sat behind the fence waiting for a miracle. It arrived in the guise of a security guard. As we started talking I lit up a joint and passed it thru the fence...we were in.

Things got pretty crazy that nite. Hundreds of people who didn't have tickets crashed the fence, and the chain link fell like dominoes. Helicopters were flying over trying to locate the people who were trying to sneak in thru Lion Country Safari. Yes!, they were walking amidst the wildlife. The acid that was floating around was called TV Screen due to the squiggly pattern going across the tabs. (So as I'm typing this the Beverly Hillbillies are on. In this episode they are looking to set Elly May up with Gary Grant. An acid dropper himself, he has admitted to tripping about 65 times) Oh yeah, so the acid...This guy next to us is deep into a TV Screen trip. He keeps saying over and over, "F 'n F, what the F? I'm trapped in a commercial". This went on for a good half an hour. I recently came across some people who are also stuck in a commercial. Now a days it seems as tho 50% of commercial are for some bodily dysfunction. There is one that is for bladder control and it shows the cars rolling down the road pulling trailers with port-a-potties on them. I guess with the potential side effects some took the rolling out house idea to heart.

Now you tell me who's on acid.