Say Cheese

So the other nite I was playing television hopscotch and landed on CNBC or MSNBC, or MSNBCHDTV, some alphabet station. Regardless, they were talking about this new drug epidemic in Texas called "cheese". This caught my attention because while living in L.A. we referred to heroin as cheese. The reason being my friend Dale. He suffered from Archie Bunker syndrome. He would often mispronounce a word, misuse a word, or just substitute one for something unrelated, but you still knew what he meant. Anyway, we would call this guy Chavez to score some tar. To Dale this name wound up being cheese. So heroin became cheese and cocaine chicken because we would park at a Pioneer chicken across the street from the coke dealer.

The alphabet channels story was about a mixture of crushed up Tylenol mixed with tar heroin. Apparently kids have been dropping like flies. The tar is smuggled in by illegals who were then paid and transported to various cities. The next story went on about the expenses incurred at hospitals due to the abuse by illegal immigrants. $190,000,000 in one year at border town hospitals alone. One lady interviewed said they had no choice in the matter. Yes they did, and they made it before they left their country.

Are you acquainted with the Son of Sam law? A criminal can not profit from his crime. So why is it that a pregnant lady can sneak into this country, have her baby here, and that child is a citizen? Thats a foot in the door benefiting someone who has committed a federal offense!

There will be more on this subject to come. And before any of you freakin whiners start crying out "racist" (Dale always said raciest, frikin funny) sure. And when I mention the roop scoops and red necks and white boys with dread locks just remember that I despise the majority of the majority of races. You may go to a Chinese buffet but you dont eat some of everything do you? No, because you don't like all of it.