Fuck 'Em Bucky

For those fans of Ohio State University why would you want to keep a pseudo quarterback like Terrelle " Crier" Pryor. He is not a real quarterback. However, he is a ....

Dusty Atkinson

all this post needs is his name

it has been several years and yet the void is still here

Bionic Beer Bike

Just like Steve Austin this bike wasn't worth much at one time. In fact I bought it for $15.00. With a few alterations and modifications it is now a one of a kind priceless rarity. Some of you from Flagstaff may remember the Chimay monster, despite the smaller frame this bike dwarfs that. The front post sports a 1975 Thomas Hardy's label. The seat post is wrapped in a Koningshoven Quad label. All six of the Trappist ales that have labels are represented on this bike. I have the bottle caps of the Westvleteren that I plan on fusing into the reflectors at some point. The greatest beer nations are displayed here. Austria, Belgium, Germany, The Netherlands and the UK.

In addition to the afore mentioned 75 Thomas Hardy's, I also have one from the 80's, 90's and 2000's. Plus a '77 Traquair House. Well if you want a better look at the labels just click on the pictures and like an effervescent Duvel they will explode in your face.

Talk about going to hell in a bucket but enjoying the ride!

Russian River Brewery

One can say a lot about the beers from this brewery. To begin with they are mighty tasty. They rank up there with some of the worlds best, Belgians and Trappist included. A few things that set their beers apart are overrated, over priced, and inconsistent. Overrated; as I said these are tasty beers but due to limited production are hyped beyond reason. Over priced; I purchased a six pack of Westvleteren Trappist ales, probably the rarest beers in the world for a lower price than a six pack of Angels Share would be. Inconsistent; The first time I had Russian Rivers Damnation ale I was quite impressed. It was a second cousin to an Orval. The next time I had it it was grainy and lacking in flavor and aroma.

If anyone who reads this knows any of the Russian River brew crew tell them to get off their high horses. Your beers are good but your arrogant attitude/brewing strategy has lost this customer and I will encourage others to do so.

I think I'll open a Gouden Emperor now. There is quality, consistency, and integrity in a bottle twice the size for only 75% of the price!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

its alright ma

its life and life only

STRANGLEHOLD

Other than being a great Ted Nugent song it also describes many situations. Take for example the one I am in now. In four days I will have been at the same job for two years. I realize that this means little too many who have been with a company for five, ten or twenty years, but this is the longest I have been at any job. Longer than my stay in some cities. But stranglehold... Yes I am dying. I'm in a cellar with no stairway and I'm sick of it. So I am looking to anyone who is reading this to help me out.

Though I have no talent I have a mind. One that puts in a lot of overtime. Never lets me sleep. While it roams about inside my cranium it does come up with some good ideas that with the right connections could get me out of my Big Boss Man blues environment. Take for example my idea of a line of mens ties called Stranglehold Neckwear. I have the designs in mind but neither the skills or capital to get it all started. Then there is my Trippin' Tees line that I plan on getting started soon with the help of Jonah "Pink" Lloyd and his artistic skills. Yet another division of Fiveshy Enterprises will be my novelty items. Things such as kaleidoscope glasses and Thunderwear, under pants and panties with a built in amplification panel. Then there is my advertising agency...

In a nut shell, my job sucks ( actually it is a good job but as usual the environment sucks and as much as Barnes & Noble likes to portray itself as a consumer and environmental friendly company they are as greedy and uncaring about employees as Walmart or any other pig run company) and I anticipate being fired soon and I need to make some connections. Priorities one and two are Trippin' Tees and Stranglehold Neckwear. So anyone looking to back a start up entrepreneur here I am. If you have experience in starting or have an existing clothing line I have ideas. As the saying goes, "nothing ventured nothing gained".